Wednesday, January 9, 2013

2013 Oscar Nomination Predictions

Best Picture

Lincoln
Argo
Zero Dark Thirty
Silver Linings Playbook
Les Miserables
Life of Pi
Django Unchained
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Amour
The Master

Possible Upsets

Moonrise Kingdom
Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

 
Best Director

Steven Spielberg-Lincoln

Ben Affleck-Argo

Kathryn Bigelow-Zero Dark Thirty

Ang Lee- Life of Pi

David O. Russell- Silver Linings Playbook


Possible Upsets

Tom Hooper- Les Miserables

Quentin Tarantino- Django Unchained



Best Actor

Daniel Day-Lewis- Lincoln

Hugh Jackman- Les Miserables

John Hawkes- The Sessions

Bradley Cooper- Silver Linings Playbook

Denzel Washington- Flight



Possible Upsets

Joaquin Phoenix- The Master

Jack Black- Bernie




Best Actress

Jennifer Lawrence- Silver Linings Playbook

Jessica Chastain- Zero Dark Thirty

Naomi Watts- The Impossible

Quvenzhane Wallis- Beasts of the Southern Wild

Emmanuelle Riva- Amour


Possible Upsets

Marion Cotillard- Rust and Bone

Helen Mirren- Hitchcock



Best Supporting Actor

Tommy Lee Jones- Lincoln

Robert DeNiro- Silver Linings Playbook

Phillip Seymour Hoffman- The Master

Alan Arkin- Argo

Christoph Waltz- Django Unchained


Possible Upsets

Leonardo Dicaprio- Django Unchained

Javier Bardem- Skyfall



Best Supporting Actress

Anne Hathaway- Les Miserables

Helen Hunt- The Sessions

Sally Field- Lincoln

Amy Adams- The Master

Samantha Barks- Les Miserables


Possible Upsets

Maggie Smith- The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

Nicole Kidman- The Paperboy


Best Animated Feature

Brave

Wreck It Ralph

Frankenweenie

Paranorman

Rise of the Guardians


Possible Upset

Madagascar 3



Best Adapted Screenplay

Lincoln

Argo

Silver Linings Playbook

Life of Pi

Beasts of the Southern Wild


Possible Upsets

Perks of Being a Wallflower

Les Miserables


Best Original Screenplay

Zero Dark Thirty

Django Unchained

The Master

Amour

Looper


Possible Upsets

Moonrise Kingdom

Flight

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Best Movies of 2012

**WARNING-IN THE INTEREST OF FAIRNESS I HAVE ONLY INCLUDED THE MOVIES I'VE ACTUALLY SEEN. AS A RESULT, I HAVE EXCLUDED MOVIES THAT ARE POSSIBLY MORE DESERVING CANDIDATES SUCH AS THE HOBBIT OR ZERO DARK THIRTY. PLEASE DON'T MISTAKE THEIR ABSENCE FROM THIS LIST AS A DISAPPROVAL.

10.  Bernie- Yet another winner from indie director Richard Linklater. I wasn’t sure how I would feel about this one, knowing it was based on a real murder but somehow Linklater made this into the best comedy nobody saw. In case you need another reason to watch, this contains easily the best performance of Jack Black’s career.
 
9.    The Hunger Games- I liked this one far more than I thought I would.When I first heard this was being released I assumed it was some kind of Twilight rip-off (there are some hard to ignore similarities). But thanks to typically great performance from Jennifer Lawrence and a surprisingly good supporting cast, The Hunger Games pleasantly surprises me by finding a spot on this list.
 
8.    Les Miserables- The decision by director Tom Hooper to have the actors sing live was a bold decision and surprisingly it works.Anne Hathaway is a virtual lock to win Best Supporting Actress this year and for very good reason. Also worthy of recognition from the Academy are Hugh Jackman and Samantha Barks but really the acting is good all-around. I have to admit that I have never seen the stage musical or read the book but after seeing the movie I suddenly want to change that. 
 
7.    Lincoln- Even if you haven’t Lincoln yet you’ve probably been told by somebody how well Daniel Day-Lewis plays one of our most beloved presidents.I’m here to tell you right now that those claims are not exaggerated and unsurprisingly Day-Lewis winning his third Oscar this year is pretty much a foregone conclusion.Also not to be overlooked is the Oscar worthy performance from Tommy Lee Jones.
 
6.    Life of Pi- Producers had been trying to adapt Life of Pi into a movie for years but it had long been considered “unfilmable.” Thankfully, Ang Lee was not only able to prove them wrong but create a technical masterpiece.If this doesn’t walk away with the Best Visual Effects Oscar I may lose my faith in the Academy.
 
 5.   Django Unchained- I have to admit I thought this was about 30 minutes too long and not Tarantino’s best work (to be fair it’s hard to compete with Reservoir Dogsand Pulp Fiction).However, he makes yet another movie with great characters, quotable dialogue, and his trademark violence that has made him one of Hollywood’s most respected directors.
 
4.     Wreck It Ralph- The video game nostalgia alone made this worth watching. Luckily, Wreck It Ralph has much more going for it like charming characters, great voice-acting, creative scenery and one of the most original stories I’ve seen in years. Bravewill probably win as the Best Animated Feature this year but as far as I’m concerned Wreck It Ralph wins hands down.   
 
3.      The Avengers- After four years and five movies worth of buildup The Avengers was finally released and proved to be well worth the wait. If there is one fault to really find about this movie is that the rest of the summer blockbusters seemed to be a little disappointing by comparison (they know who they are).   
 
2.      Cabin in the Woods- If you’re looking for a standard horror movie then this isn’t the film for you. This is possibly the best satire I’ve seen in years not to mention the best horror movie. This serves as an effective indictment on not only the laziness and lack of originality that has been plaguing the genre but also the audience that pays to watch it. 
 
1.       Argo- Over the last few years Ben Affleck has been showing audiences just how good a director he is with movies like Gone Baby Gone and The Town, but Argo is definitely his best film to date.  It’s intelligently written, well-paced, and powerfully acted by the entire cast.  I cannot wait for the DVD release just so I can watch it again.   

 

 
Honorable Mention
The Raid: Redemption
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Sleepwalk with Me

Monday, January 7, 2013

Worst Movies of 2012

**WARNING-IN THE INTEREST OF FAIRNESS I HAVE ONLY INCLUDED THE MOVIES I'VE ACTUALLY SEEN.  AS A RESULT, I HAVE EXCLUDED MOVIES THAT ARE LIKELY FAR MORE DESERVING CANDIDATES SUCH AS TWILIGHT OR BATTLESHIP.  PLEASE DON'T MISTAKE THEIR ABSENCE FROM THIS LIST AS AN ENDORSEMENT.
 
10.  Hope Springs- A talented cast is wasted on this dull script filled with moments so uncomfortable I was thankful for the invention of the fast forward button. While Meryl Streep and Tommy Lee Jones are okay, Steve Carrell is miscast as the couple’s straight man therapist and consequently his comedic gifts are squandered.
9.    Prometheus-They inserted two hours’ worth of buildup but didn’t bother to give the audience any kind of payoff and instead opted for blatant sequel bait.There are so many questions that go unanswered I felt like I was watching some special futuristic episode of Lost.It turns out the screenwriter for Prometheus also happened to be a writer for Lost so I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised. While this isn’t the worst movie I’ve seen all year it’s definitely the most disappointing.  
 
8.    Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter- Clearly this was never meant to be Citizen Kane.You might think that a movie with a title that ridiculous would at least make it fun to watch and not take itself so seriously.  Sadly, they couldn’t even get that part right.
 
7.    Haywire- Director Steven Soderburgh is so focused on making Haywire gritty and somewhat realistic that he seemed to forget to make it interesting.Gina Cerano is undoubtedly an excellent fighter, but apart from a rather awesome action scene with Michael Fassbender, this movie is a complete waste of her talents.
 
6.    Lockout- Guy Pearce gives this turkey everything he has but no actor could’ve saved a film with a script this inhumanely stupid.To make matters worse the special effects are so unbelievably fake, the whole production looks like a mildly ambitious SyFy original movie.  Who would’ve thought that a plot involving a spy infiltrating a space prison could so boring and unwatchable?
 
5.      Premium Rush- The protagonist is kind of a douche, the villain is hilariously incompetent and the editing is terrible. As for the other characters they’re not even worth mentioning.  It's mentioned more than once that bike messengers are among the most hated people in New York City.   From the little I saw of them here that hatred is well justified.            
 
4.     Lawless- It’s hard to say anything bad about Lawless. Not because it was good or anything but because it’s so unbearably dull that for the most part nothing actually happens. Hey, that was easier than I thought.
 
3.     This Means War- I would’ve been willing to overlook how many laws are broken during this movie if there were anything resembling comedy, likeable characters, or even a decent action scene. Obviously that was too much to ask from the guy who directed Terminator: Salvation.
 
2.     Rocks of Ages- The characters are painfully one-dimensional, the musical numbers are dull, the choreography is awful and the movie as a whole was a complete waste of time. I don’t think I’ve ever been more ashamed to be born in the 80s.

1.    Dark Shadows- It wasn’t easy picking the ten movies I hated most this year but putting this dud at the top of the list was a no-brainer.  The scenery is good enough but everything else is a complete embarrassment.  Watching this was the longest and biggest waste of two hours I’ve experienced all year.